I say MECHRO you say MANCER

So yha, I'm Gaige. All around genius and bad ass. Also the youngest vault hunter there is, I totally take pride in that. Not to mention the bounty on my head is like crazy high due to creating a giant death bot. Cause I am just that awesome.

M!anon: none

((independent mechromancer [borderlands 2] rp I am still going through the game so bare with me. I am willing to rp with anyone.
Please read the About page when you can.))



OTP with age difference (◡‿◡✿) 

OTP with size difference (◕‿◕✿)

OTP with size AND age difference (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: miljathefailcat)



Hands instantly began to claw the one wrapped around her throat. Eyes closed shut as her was on the tips of her toes. Opening one eye she actually growled before sending a swift kick to this assassins family jewels.

"How ‘bout you fail that mission instead."

He watched her claw at his unfeeling hand, satisfaction and an odd sense of wrongness warring as he watched her face redden slowly. Ordinarily he wouldn’t kill someone like this, but she’d made him lose his temper. How easily the girl had gotten under his skin was disturbing; he didn’t let things like idle threats and taunts make him angry.

He didn’t have time to ponder why she broke through the walls of aloof calm he kept because he’d failed to account for the reach of her legs. That failure was instantly regretted as he did what any man would; dropped her and crumpled to the ground with a yelp. His pain threshold may be superior to many but that wasn’t something he could just grit his teeth through.

She stumbled back when she was let go, hand gingerly rubbing her neck. She winced as she could feel new bruises already starting to form. Now she was pissed. Flicking her wrist, Death-Trap digistructed before her. And all she had to do was to point to the downed assassin for the bot to pick up and restrain the one on the ground.

"There is a reason why I am still alive." She walked closer, glaring before a small smirk. "Wonder what is behind that mask. A failed clone? Robot? Nothing at all?" Her hands reached out, trying to feel for any latch or release mechanism.

askmaliwan sent:

"My thighs can be your earmuffs."

"Um, no thanks"

numericalassassin sent:

"I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."



"Oh? Do you want me to work on your arms some more?"

Crap that didn’t even close to work. Zer0 shuffled his feet, a blush spreading over his ear and neck.

"Uhm… No that’s… That’s not what I meant."

"Really? Do you have a sore back and need a massage?"

sharpshooting-bandit sent:

"Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"

"OOOOOHHH, both sound sooooooo good. So why not have both…..What is this for anyways?"

numericalassassin sent:

"I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."

"Oh? Do you want me to work on your arms some more?"

theragingimmortal sent:

"Your mouth looks great all pink and swollen." [I want to send you tons of these!]

"Um okay. My lips were just itchy so I was just biting them to scratch them."

NSFW Prompts
"Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
"Come sit on my lap."
"I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
"My thighs can be your earmuffs."
"God, you look good."
"Come here, baby."
"Come here, daddy."
"Give me a kiss."
"Your mouth looks great all pink and swollen."
"I could really use a fuck right now."
"We can take a quick shower."
"I could give you a massage, if you want."
"You're so cute I could just eat you up."
"Would you prefer lingerie or a collar?"
"Hey, I'm open minded."
"Are you sure that's safe?"
"Silk or lace?"
"I want to be sore."
"I don't have a gag reflex."
"What flavour condom do you like?"
"We have time to kill; you know what that means."
"Beg for it."
"You look super hot from down here."
"You look super hot from up here."
"Someone's happy to see me."


Gaige in palette 80

for my Schmoopy